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Dedicated to Everybody who loves Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to
make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong
bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and
said "good morning, Father, good morning, Father", nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both
stunned. How in the world did she know ! they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you
even saw them.
Once again the two priests in mufti settled on the beach in their chairs
to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde,
wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again
she nodded at each of them, said "good morning, Father" and started to
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute
"Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela," she replied.